Chaos briefly erupted at the UN Headquarters after an unexpected escalator malfunction led to a scene no one expected — and an outrageous demand from former President Donald Trump that left diplomats and staff speechless.

Witnesses say Trump had just entered the main lobby, surrounded by aides and security, when the escalator suddenly stopped halfway down. With cameras flashing and world leaders nearby, Trump reportedly paused, looked around, and muttered, “This is unacceptable — I don’t do stairs.”

As staff rushed to assist, Trump allegedly turned to his team and said, “Somebody call maintenance. Actually, no — call whoever’s in charge of this building. Fire them.”

According to bystanders, what followed was part frustration, part spectacle. Security guards tried to restart the escalator while Trump, refusing to step down manually, waited with his arms crossed. “In America,” he said loudly, “we’d have gold escalators that never break.”

The moment caused a stir among delegates, with some exchanging amused looks while others recorded the scene on their phones. One official later joked, “We’ve seen political stand-offs before, but never one on an escalator.”

Minutes later, a technician managed to get the machine running again — to which Trump reportedly nodded and said, “Good. Tell them to make it faster next time.”

Whether you love him or hate him, one thing’s certain: wherever Trump goes, the headlines follow — even if it’s just one step at a time.